The Starter Flock
$12
One tin · 20 drops
A gateway purchase. Nobody stops at one.
Poultry-Grade Throat Relief
Cock Drops
Soothes the throat.
Ruffles the feathers.
Net wt 2.1 oz · 20 drops · Menthol 5.8 mg
Directions
For Use
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Unscrew the tin. Marvel briefly. Compose yourself.
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Place one drop on the tongue and allow it to dissolve. Do not chew. Chewing is rude.
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Repeat every four hours, or until somebody asks what you're eating.
The Assortment
Varieties
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Rise & Shine Cherry
For the early riser. Tart, loud, impossible to ignore before coffee.
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Menthol Mayhem
Clears the sinuses. Clears the room. Clears your calendar.
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Honey, I'm Home
Local honey, bold claims, a finish that lingers longer than expected.
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Cocktail Citrus
Blood orange and bitters. The bitters are figurative. The orange is not.
Reserve Yours
Pre-order
Nothing ships until Fall 2026. You are paying now to be delighted later, which is the arrangement we have with most good things.
Most ordered
The Double Clutch
$30
Three tins · 60 drops
One for you. Two for people you have questions about.
The Whole Barnyard
$54
Six tins · 120 drops
You are now the reason for the meeting with HR.
Free shipping over $50. Apple Pay, Google Pay, and all major cards accepted at checkout.
Full Disclosure
Ingredients
Drop Facts
Active ingredient (in each drop)
Purpose
Menthol 5.8 mg
Cough suppressant, oral anesthetic
Inactive ingredients
Cane sugar, corn syrup, natural cherry flavor, citric acid, eucalyptus oil, red 40, poor judgment, and the unearned confidence of a rooster at five in the morning.
Other information
Store in a cool, dry place. Keep away from children, grandparents, and anyone without a sense of humor.
Read Before Use
Warnings & Disclosures
Is this a real cough drop?
Yes. Real menthol, real sugar, real questions from your coworkers. It works, which is the part nobody is prepared for.
Is it FDA approved?
No. It is candy with menthol in it. We make no medical claims of any kind. If you have a cough that concerns you, see a doctor, not a rooster.
When does it ship?
The first flock lands in Fall 2026. Every order placed today is a pre-order, and your card is charged now to reserve it.
Can I return it?
Unopened tins, within thirty days. Opened tins are yours forever — emotionally, and in most states, legally.
Who is this for?
Secret Santa. Bachelorette parties. Your brother-in-law, who already has everything. Anyone, really, with a throat.
Why a rooster?
We're not sure what you're implying.